- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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