- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

What is white and square? A ping pong block

"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

Chuck Norris.

Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

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