- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

A man was shot. He died.

What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

What's red, white, and blue? light purple

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

Whats funny? Your face.

What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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