Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

Im gay What about you

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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