Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

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A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

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Do you want icecream, Björn?

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

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What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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NASCAR

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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