- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

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