Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

-knock knock! -doors open

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

Hello penis

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

Ham sandwich

What Do call a dog with an e A doge

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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