- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

WOMENS RIGHTS

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

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