- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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