What's the difference between a lamp?

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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What do you call white trash Garbage

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What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

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Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

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Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

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Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

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What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

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How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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