- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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