what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

Stop Spam Read Books

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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