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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had 99 problems Solved them all

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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