- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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