- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

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