What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

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An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

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Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

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Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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