Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

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What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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I will create more jobs for americans

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Why? Why not?

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Anti Joke

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