What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

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women's rights

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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