How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

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What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

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What are blacks scared of? The kkk

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

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knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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