- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

robin, get in the car.

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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