- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

What's red, white, and blue? light purple

a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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