What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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