Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

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What has two legs and two arms? A Human

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How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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How do you make the general public confused? ...

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One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

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how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

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why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

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anti-joke.ru - russian style

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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