- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

Sir, your wife is dead

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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