- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

haha Otarts was here

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

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