What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

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What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

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A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

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Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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There were 3 men on a rough each granted one wish to make. The first guy sees a bird and runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a bird and he flies away. The second guy sees a butterfly so he too runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a butterfly and flies away. The third guy telling himself those were all stupid wishes, makes up his mind what he is going to wish for so he runs to the ledge and just after he says "I wish to be" he trips on the ledge and says, "shit!" So his wish was granted and shit he became. The End.

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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Trump will make America great again.

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Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

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What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

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i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

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What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

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did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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