- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

A jew enters a mall.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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