- Anti Joke

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.