- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

Homonyms should be band.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

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