- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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