- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

haha Otarts was here

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.