- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

have you ever had african food? neither have they

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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