- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

Nero, sure you are okay?

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

I like the color potato.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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