- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

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