- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

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