The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

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What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

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Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

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I went to the bookstore to buy me a Where's Waldo book. I looked through the store and couldn't find it anywhere.... Well played waldo, well played.

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What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face"? The horse does not respond, because it is a horse and lacks any cognitive ability to speak or understand English. Instead, it becomes confused by its surroundings, takes a dump on the floor, and gallops out of the bar knocking a few tables over in the process.

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Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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Your mother is so fat she has trouble finding clothes in her size.

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