What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Uh... What was emulating again?

women's rights

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...