What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

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Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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