What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

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How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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