whats worse than failing your maths test?

a skinny sumo wrestler

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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