- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

kieran is a homosexual

you see theres this guy.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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