What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

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One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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Liverpool City Football Club

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

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What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

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What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

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Pickles

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Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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