What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

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XD Jackass.

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why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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