- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

Cancer.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

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