Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

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What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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