roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

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why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Good job, son.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

antonio has a penis head.lol

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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