what's worse then a blowjob?

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

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What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

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What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

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your face

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

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Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

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Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

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What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

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Why did the crab blush? It didn't because crab's can't blush.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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