- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

If life gives you lemonade.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

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