why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

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What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

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hextech crafting too opieop

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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This sentance contains three errers

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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