- Anti Joke

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.