What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

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Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

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Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

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If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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What is short and yellow? Most Asians

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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