- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't february march Because april may

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

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roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

F? No k

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

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