- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

Why did the kid die last night? because his mum stabbed him multiple times in the chest.

knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

What's worse than the Holocaust? Voldemort

Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first baby. Why did the third baby fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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