What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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Asian women drivers...

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

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Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

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how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

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How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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