You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Women's Rights Movement

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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