Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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