- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Chlamydia

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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