- Anti Joke

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face