My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

charlie sheen becomes sober.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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