What did the man say to g**guy we are both g**

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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What happens if you don't use a condom? The person you are sleeping with may get pregnant or contract some kind of STI or STD. In worse cases you or your partner may contract HIV or possibly AID's.

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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Jovan

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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hello

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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Honk if you're Amish!

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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