- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Chlamydia

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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