- Anti Joke

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

123 f*ck off

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!