- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

The Princess is in another castle

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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