- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

A van drives into a car.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

I used to know what alzheimers was

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

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