What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Yo mama's fat.

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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