Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Who invented apple? God

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

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That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

What does two plus two equal? 4

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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