- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

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