- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

roses are red violets are indigo

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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