- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Knock Knock Come in

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

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