- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

What's your blood type? Red.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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