- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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