What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

THe Election

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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