What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

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Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

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Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

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