This is sparta No this is patrick

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Barack Obama plays basketball

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Vaginal secretions

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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