- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Why? Why Not?

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

feminists.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

what looks like a banana? a penis

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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