- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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