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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

matt has ebola...funny right!?

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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