a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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A duck walks into a bar. The duck walks over to the bartender and orders a beer. "put it on my bill." he says. The bartender angrily grabs the duck and kicks him out of the bar, because the duck has done this many times, but has never once paid his bill to the bar. The duck is an alcoholic and is slowly ruining his relationship with his family.

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"...."-Hellen Keller

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Your Mom The End.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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