- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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