In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

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What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

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Women's Soccer.

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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2 men walk into a bar without thier shirts. They get kicked out. 2 women walk into a bar without thier shirts They got beaten almost to death Why? The men dressed up as women, and every hated them so much they beat the almost to death when 2 cops walk into that bar, see the men dressed up as women and they too beat them. Little do they all know that the men disguised as women are really secret goverment agents looking into a drug deal. The drug dealers got away and now we have 2 people sueing the police department and drugs on the street again. Oh yeah I almost forgot: I made this up so if you read it you're going to die withing the next 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years. I gurantee it. If you dont the men in white coats are going to do extremely painful tests on you and you just might die so then no one will care and maybe get onto thier lives again. Why did I right this? It hasnt happened to me so I dont know If you tell me I will give you something more valueble than gold. Want to know what it is? TELL ME FIRST!!!!

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

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What do you a badass who not a badass. Grant Lousbury.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the seat next to you? A: Whatever his name happens to be.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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