Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

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what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

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19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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Why didn't the black guy get paid for doing work hard at labor? it was the year of 1860!!

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why did the kid die last night? because his mum stabbed him multiple times in the chest.

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How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

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one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

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Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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