- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

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Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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