Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

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The queen having a shit

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

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A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

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If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

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In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

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Well, first of all, what I have overcome both mentally (trauma) and physically (lots of shit) is in the past, lets leave it there. Second yeah, I can basically shift my sense of left and right at will, meaning I can choose which arm to write with, and write things mirrored without even thinking about it, I can fool my senses basically, one second I struggle playing the piano because I have just trained with one, then I make my brain believe I have been practicing with both, its simple, but complicated to explain, while my ears are perfectly normal, I got two sets of balance nerves, it just gets more complicated from there.

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