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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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