Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

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what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

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why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

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Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

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Roses are blue Colton is gay

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Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

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