Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

Women's rights

I literally died laughing

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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