- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

knock knock come in !

What's big and purple? Barney

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

Jews

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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