- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

Pandas Everywhere!!!

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

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