- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

HOLY SHIT, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

A miserable man committed suicide.

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

Honk if you're Amish!

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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