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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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