What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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scientology.

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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Roses are blue Colton is gay

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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