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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

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