- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

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