How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

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whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

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Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

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whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

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Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a car.

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I took a vampire out for dinner last night. I expected her to cringe when I ordered a rare steak, but we decided not to let my tastes impact on the evening, sharing wine and many stories before heading back to my apartment.

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Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

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The american education system.

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What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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