How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

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What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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