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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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There was a white kid named Tyrone.

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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Dwight Howard

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

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A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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your face is kinda funny

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Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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