- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Pickles are moist.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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