eat a hot dog

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Sex vagina. lol.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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