- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

A sober Amy Winehouse

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

whats worse than gill? nothing

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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