- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

I'm sorry sally your grandmother is dead. LOL _ grandpa Laugh out loud!. I can't belive you. I thought it meant lots of love Grandpa-ha funny mistake though right?

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

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