Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

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Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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