- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Im gay What about you

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Netflix and chill

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

robin, get in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Patriarchy.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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