Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

being sober in a bar fight

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

jd and zach loves vigina

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

why am I writing this...im bored

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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