- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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