- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

What's red, blue & green all over?

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

Jake. Walsh.

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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