- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Jersey Shore.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

why was the boy sad? because.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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