- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nothing. He made it home safely.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

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