- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

the power to turn magnetism into light

What did the man say to his doctor?

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Ryan Holden is a faggot.

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

Racial Equality

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

Black people

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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