What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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I want seaman but sex with interracial men body builders. Please call me - 843-813-2788

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Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

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Doctor, doctor, I think I've got a problem! Correct, you have got acute cancer, you have 2 months to live.

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An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

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What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

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how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

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How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

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Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

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What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the US. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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