I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

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A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

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if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

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Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Most of her friends have encouraged her to contact the IRS about this to see if she can start a repayment plan for her back-taxes or obtain some sort of federal assistance. Otherwise, Ms. Keller is likely to suffer serious legal consequences.

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What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

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What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

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After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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