Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

what are you mike bibby?

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Justin beiber..

Albert your flies undone.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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