- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

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A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

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