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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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