Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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PENIS that is all

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

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What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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