Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

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What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

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A blonde dies Lololol

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Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

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Im cute hehehee

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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SUCK MY NUTS

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

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Anti Joke

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