John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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FUCK YOU

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What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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Vote this up

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LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

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A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

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PENIS lol

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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My mom

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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Anti Joke

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