Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

Obama walks into a hospital....

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

poop.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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