- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

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What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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