- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

snowglobe

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

Coldpaly is a good band

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??