- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Chuck Norris Dies.

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

get in the car.

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