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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Rebecca Black.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

Miscarriages.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

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What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

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