Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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A paralysed man falls over.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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