- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

If life gives you lemonade.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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