Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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