- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

if you don't like this you're gay

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

which one is easiest

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

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